Tuesday, May 31, 2011

DITL 5/31/11

Commentary on my day: I have observed something, It is called New Kid Attractiveness Theorum, or NKAT. This manifests in that, even moving to just the next town over, you automatically become doubly as attractive to the opposite sex if you are new. The farther away you move, the more attractive you become. Experimental evidence has yet to prove if I could become a virtual Johnny Depp if I moved somewhere like Italy. There is also an interesting sub-syndrome called Long Distance Attractiveness Distortion, or LDAD. This states that if a person is a long distance away, they most likely will appear more attractive to you then if they lived in the same town. Case in point, I have been called good looking by NO ONE in the same town as me, but people who live far away have. Just a random thought for you.

Featured Friend: Rowan

On My Playlist: "Almost" by Bowling for Soup, "Boombastic" by Shaggy, "Killing Loneliness" and "Wings of A Butterfly" by H.I.M., "Nymphetamine Fix", "Her Ghost in the Fog", and "Swansong For A Raven" by Cradle of Filth, And "Fix Me" and "Actions and Motives" by 10 Years.

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