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HEY everybody! My blog is... not very active to put it lightly, so I'm starting this shit up again, the Internet's nerd quotient has gone down and that is UNACCEPTABLE.
Quick updates:
Single.
School's almost over.
I am still a BAMF.
SO with that out of the way, time for a rant. In my typical nerdy fashion, it is on whether or not Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer is bisexual or lesbian. I say she is bisexual, and here is why.
A. She had not 1, but TWO boyfriends, and she was pretty damn in LOVE with Oz. I mean, you can't say she didn't know she loved him. My friend says, "Well, Clay Aiken had a kid with his wife before he found out he was gay!" Well, Willow had sex with Oz at the end of Season 3, and she was heartbroken when he left in Season 4.
B. The opposition would say, but she had nothing but lesbian relationships after Oz. True, but just because you have a slight preference for girls does NOT make you a lesbian.
C. "Oz offered to take her back, but she stayed with her lesbian lover instead." Yeah, and if your ex, who fuckin broke your HEART, offered to take you back over your current partner, you would say no, too.
D. "She said she doesn't like boys anymore." Yeah-huh. BUT That doesn't mean she still doesn't find them attractive, which is the SOLE NEED to be defined as anything -sexual, (homo- Hetero-bi- pan-)
SO yeah, Willow is bi.
You are a dork. <3
ReplyDeleteAnd Willow is the girl from American Pie: "THIS ONE TIME, AT BAND CAMP..." And I think of that every single time I see her no matter how much of an awesome witchy woman she's being on Buffy.
Willow is lesbian!
ReplyDeleteHA HA I win! HA HA HA HA HA!
And you didn't make any points I didn't know.. AND you didn't say who said the quote you stole.. from me.. >.<
Buffy, Season 5, episode 11, Triange:
Willow: You think I'd do that again?
Anya: Well why not?
Willow: Hello, gay now?
She's a lesbian. I win!!
Thought I'd post it here too. :P
So, as you can see, it's all moot, because although she used to like boys, it was because she hadn't felt that way about a girl before, lol, and afterwards, she doesn't have any feeling for guys at all except of friendship.
Willow also only had one real boyfriend: Oz.
Xander was a mess, but they were never "dating" they were just cheating together.
There was also Malcolm who turned out to be an evil demon in a computer, but he doesn't count, because he wasn't a real person, and he was only around for one episode.
Teehee.. I still win. :P
ReplyDeleteHey, hey, It's almost a year later, and what am I still doing? Oh yeah, winning!
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