This is SO True...

This is what I have always been told, and how I see guys act all the time... It's hilarious. But the end kind of gives me hope, because they stop being douches and become nice guys, and the girls love 'em!



Lyrics:

Nice guys finish last
That's why
I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do
But you only date bad guys
so
I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to.

I never open a door, or pull out a chair
You can tell me how your day was, but I don't really care
And if you ever get cold, you'll just have to hack it
Cuz I'd be cold too, if I lent you my jacket
Like WHOA (whoa), you ain't sittin' up front
Front is for the homies, you can sit the trunk
I never answer my phone, whenever you call it
When the waiter brings the bill, I never reach for my wallet


Nice guys finish last
That's why
I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do
But you only date bad guys
so
I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to.

And I'ma beat you in every competition
Goin' out with the girls, you better get my permission
Wait, no, I take that back, you can't go
"House" is on tonight, and that's my favorite show
"Do I look fat in this dress?" Hell yeah, ya do.
Wait, let me speak your language, cows go "Moo!"


Nice guys finish last
That's why
I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do
But you only date bad guys
so
I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to.

But, behind the scenes, she means the world to me
I wanna tell her that she's beautiful, and tell her that she's loved
Let her run when she's scared, show her how much I care
But, that won't win her heart
Becauuuusssssseeeeeeeee


Nice guys finish last
That's why
I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do
But you only date bad guys
so
I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to.
HOE!

So, as you see, the end becomes ironic. Hence, my hope, that maybe, someday, this nice guy will come in the top 5 at least once.