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Ever wonder if your iPod had sentience? A mind of it's own? Could read minds? Me either.

Until tonight. I put my iPod on shuffle, and just let it play. This is what happened. (The brackets are where I changed the words to have it make a little more sense, and the {...} are where I skipped ahead.)

Memories
sharp as daggers
pierce into the flesh of today
Suicide of love took away all that matters
and buried the remains in an unmarked grave in [my] heart

With the venomous kiss you gave me, I'm killing loneliness
With the warmth of your arms you saved me, oh I'm killing loneliness with you
The killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb
I'm killing loneliness

...

From lashes to ashes and from lust to dust
In your sweetest torment
I'm lost
and no heaven can help us
Ready, willing, and able
to lose it all
for a kiss so fatal and so warm

Oh it's heartache every moment
from the start to the end
it's heartache every moment with you
deeper into our heavenly suffering
our fragile souls are fallin'
Oh it's heartache every moment, baby, with you
Oh my darling with you

...

I've seen you breathe life into the weakest of hearts
And heard you scream out loud the sweetest poems
Echo across the [mountains] reminding me why I still try
To hold on to whatever [there is for] you and I

...

Oh [Washington], be still tonight
Don't disturb this love of mine
Look how she's so serene
You've gotta help me out
And count the stars to form the lines
and find the words we'll sing inside.
I wanna keep her dreaming
It's my one wish
I won't forget this
I'm outdated, overrated
Morning seems so far away

So I'll sing a melody
And hope to God she's listening
sleeping softly while I sing
and I'll be in memories
Your lullaby for all of time
Hoping that my voice can get it right

If luck is on my side tonight
My clumsy tongue will get it right
and risk the touch
it isn't much
but it's enough
to form imaginary lines
Forget your scars
We'll forget mine
The hours change so fast
Oh God
Please make this last...

...

(And then, as if it didn't think I got the point, it played a instrumental techno track called "Witchcraft" and then the following...)

Pass me the 151 and coke cat, then later

We'll find where the dope at,
but hold that,
I seen somethin' so phat that I wish I could've drove back
to get my kodak

Strip teaser lovin'
Who got the visa?
Got it?
Then she will please ya.
Nada?
Then she don't need ya.
Prada, Gucci for leisure
It's her duty to feed ya
Amnesia
Caribou and tequiza

Off the turn buckle baby bubba had the booty and boobies
It was a nudy
so cudie was a cutie
I gotta get near her
I got a mucho deniro
Look at her look at herself in the mirror
Moving like shakira

Made my way to the front of the stage,
Hundreds for days
The body I wanted to praise
Will she get with a nigga?
Maybe
She bent over and said thanks and I whispered
In her ear

I love the way you make it slither baby, every night
When I come through
that looks like somethin' that I
Wanna run through,
you want some ooo
you know I want you
Baby we can have fun too.

If THAT isn't what an iPod would pull out of my head, I will eat my shorts. Without salt. My technology is trying to mess with my head... O_O God help us all. The Matrix is near.

Stay nerdy all.