Me and some friends were in the announcers booth at the Little League Football game running the scoreboard and we got bored and started throwing Chuck Norris Jokes around, so here are some of the more memorable ones.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris can run Windows 7 on his Etch-a-Sketch.
They tried to invent a Chuck Norris toilet paper, it failed. It wouldn't take shit from NOBODY.
Chuck Norris deleted his Recycle Bin.
Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chcuk Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stares his grass down and dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down till he gets the information he needs.
Chuck Norris got mad at a horse and punched it in the jaw. Its decendants are known now as giraffes.
A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs. They were wiped out by the Chuck Norrisaurus.
Do you know what ghosts are? When Chuck Norris kills somebody too fast for Death to comprehend.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard. There is just another fist.
Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.
More coming later.
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