Ramblings of a depraved mind

I thought I should start a segment for the little ideas that aren't worthy of an entire post, but should be sent to the blogosphere. So here you are, the first segment of "Ramblings of a depraved mind."

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You ever wonder how you could care less about a person in real life, but rejecting a facebook friend request is tantamount to shooting them in the face? It's weird.

Magic: The Gathering is like crack. Even more so then people think. Think about it. A person introduces you to it, usually by letting use their deck. Then you decide you like it, and you buy cards of your own. THEN you start doing it at school, at your friends' houses, anywhere, just to get a hit. Yeah. Addiction is a bitch.

You ever notice there is no amazing ear-worms? Like seriously, does anyone get anything but top 40 schlock stuck in your head?

Are you still here?

You ever wondered how Jell-O chemically works? Like is it a liquid or a solid? Dafuq?

Have you ever spaced out randomly, and then when you re-entered the atmosphere, realized you were staring at someone?

Did you know that if you are still reading, I have scientifically proven your life must be REALLY boring?

Does anyone else say "Wed-nes-day" in their head when spelling it?

Has anyone else gotten that awesome tingling feeling in your fingertips when you touch something with an awesome texture?

Does anyone else let their voicemail get a call for them, then text the caller back and ask what they wanted?

Did you know this is now over?